Andreas Kotes (count@linux.de)
Fri, 27 Nov 1998 10:22:51 +0100 (MET)
fuer alle die, die sontags nicht in die kirche gehen hier...
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a
contest, with God the Father as the Judge. They set themselves before their
computers and begin. They type furiously - lines and lines of codesteaming
up the screen. They keep at it for several hours straight. Just seconds
before the end of the competition, a huge bolt of lightning strikes -
wiping out all the electricity.
Moments later, the power is restored; and God the Father announces that
the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the
power went out."
"Very well, then," says God the Father, "let us see if Jesus fared any
better." Jesus enters a command, and his screen comes to full life in a
beautiful, vivid display. Just then, the voices of an angelic choir begin
to pour forth from the speakers. Satan is totally astonished. He stutters
in disbelief, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus's program is
intact!
How did he do it?"
God the Father chuckles, "Everybody knows....Jesus Saves."
halleluja!
der Count
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