MS 2000

Othmar Pasteka (othmar@tron.priv.at)
Thu, 27 Aug 1998 01:20:42 +0000 ( )

Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1998 01:20:42 +0000 (   )
From: Othmar Pasteka <othmar@tron.priv.at>
To: linux-ger@infodrom.north.de
Subject: MS 2000
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.96.980827010956.1070A-100000@Michelangelo.tron.priv.at>

Etwas zum Schmunzeln bzw. Lachen:

Othmar aka Blinder

Micro$oft plant die folgenden Fehlermeldungen in Windows 00 (2000):

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key ... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format
your brain?"

10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the Universe, please log off."

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted ... Cereal port not responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing ... Insert cup and press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted ... Reboot Washington D.C.? (Y/N)

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

17) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

18) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found ... Use backup ... PENCIL & PAPER.

19) User Error: Replace User.

20) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Linux found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"

21) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

PS: 20) habe ich abgeaendert und statt OS/2 Linux eingefuegt; muss ja den
Interessen der Konsumenten entsprechen :-).

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