Date: Sun, 25 Jan 1998 14:08:59 +0100 (MET)
From: Andreas Kotes <email@example.com>
Subject: A-M$: M$ gegen den rest der welt
Deswegen verdienen wir also alle sowenig.
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---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: 24 Jan 98 11:14:33 +0100 From: tom <email@example.com> Reply-To: firstname.lastname@example.org To: email@example.com Subject: A-M$: M$ gegen den rest der welt
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THESIS: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true.
POSTULATE 1: Knowledge is Power.
POSTULATE 2: Time is Money.
PROOF: As every engineer knows,
Work ---- = Power Time
since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work ----- = Knowledge Money
solving for Money, we get
Work --------- = Money Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
CONCLUSION: The less you know, the more money you make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard+s math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate.
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