A-M$: M$ gegen den rest der welt

Andreas Kotes (count@klammeraffe.org)
Sun, 25 Jan 1998 14:08:59 +0100 (MET)

Date: Sun, 25 Jan 1998 14:08:59 +0100 (MET)
From: Andreas Kotes <count@klammeraffe.org>
To: linux-ger@infodrom.north.de
Subject: A-M$: M$ gegen den rest der welt
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.980125140833.3332A-100000@erfolgreich.dank.linux.de>

Deswegen verdienen wir also alle sowenig.

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: 24 Jan 98 11:14:33 +0100 From: tom <tom@mystery.antar.com> Reply-To: anti_ms@enemy.org To: anti_ms@enemy.org Subject: A-M$: M$ gegen den rest der welt

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THESIS: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true.

POSTULATE 1: Knowledge is Power.

POSTULATE 2: Time is Money.

PROOF: As every engineer knows,

Work ---- = Power Time

since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

Work ----- = Knowledge Money

solving for Money, we get

Work --------- = Money Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

CONCLUSION: The less you know, the more money you make.

Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard+s math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate.


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