Offtopic: Increase your mental Power!

Ralph Niere (ralle@mvv.de)
Wed, 5 Nov 1997 20:35:56 +0100 (MET)

Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 20:35:56 +0100 (MET)
From: Ralph Niere <ralle@mvv.de>
To: linux-ger@infodrom.north.de
Subject: Offtopic: Increase your mental Power!
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.95.971105203152.6519I-100000@saturn.mvv.de>

Da wir heute schon so viel Off-Topic hatten, macht diese Mail den Kohl
auch net fetter als er eh schon is :)


Ralph Niere                                 WorkPhone: ++49 621  290 3967
MVV Mannheim

---------- Forwarded message ---------- A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

The result of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married, most engineers cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years.

So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff that pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Be all that you can be.

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