Mir Computer works again (fwd)

Frank Eibisch (ergocat@minet.uni-jena.de)
Thu, 9 Oct 1997 21:57:02 +0200 (MET DST)

Date: Thu, 9 Oct 1997 21:57:02 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Frank Eibisch <ergocat@minet.uni-jena.de>
To: jillian@zedat.fu-berlin.de
Subject: Mir Computer works again (fwd)
Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.95.971009215239.19178A-100000@paxp01.mipool.uni-jena.de>


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---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 19:52:00 +0200 From: Martin Schulz <vicay@minet.uni-jena.de> To: ergocat@minet.uni-jena.de, erik@minet.uni-jena.de, lade@minet.uni-jena.de, stolze@minet.uni-jena.de Subject: Mir Computer works again (fwd)

This silly tidbit is from: Mike Popovic, <carpediem@locnet.com>

Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95

# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"

#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.

#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.

#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.

#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running.

#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found"

#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.

#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.

#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.

And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....

#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg -- >8 ---

Martin ``Vicay'' Schulz, stud. jur. inf. - vicay@minet.uni-jena.de The german Bladerunner Pages: http://www.minet.uni-jena.de/~vicay/BR.html

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