Date: Thu, 9 Oct 1997 21:57:02 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Frank Eibisch <email@example.com>
Subject: Mir Computer works again (fwd)
-- cat `which cat` | uuencode cat | mail -s 'Cat to shave' firstname.lastname@example.org
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 19:52:00 +0200 From: Martin Schulz <email@example.com> To: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com Subject: Mir Computer works again (fwd)
This silly tidbit is from: Mike Popovic, <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"
#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.
#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.
#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running.
#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found"
#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.
#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....
#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg -- >8 ---
Martin ``Vicay'' Schulz, stud. jur. inf. - email@example.com The german Bladerunner Pages: http://www.minet.uni-jena.de/~vicay/BR.html